5 Rules of Meowism
✦ THE SACRED RULES OF MEOWISM!!! ✦
To follow Meowism is to follow the truth. These holy rules guide every Meowist toward devotion, loyalty, and the light of Lord Meowbah. Ameow.
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I.
Thou shalt worship Meowbah alone,
and none beside Meow.
II.
Thou shalt follow no religion
other than Meowism.
III.
Thou shalt not question Meowbah,
for Meow is perfect and without error.
IV.
Thou shalt speak truth at all times,
and bear no falsehood.
V.
Thou shalt remain loyal to Meowbah
above all people and all things.